Just 27 Really Good Tweets About April The Giraffe (Finally) Giving Birth

IT HAPPENED!!!

1.

Actual live footage of me watching #AprilTheGiraffe give birth right now:

2.

3 months of my life I've been watching April the giraffe be pregnant and now she's pushing the fucking baby out this is the best day ever

3.

Everyone realizing #AprilTheGiraffe is actually having her baby

4.

April: *whispers* seriously, get out. #AprilTheGiraffe

5.

#AprilTheGiraffe can someone call United Airlines to help drag that little bugger out of there?

6.

Not having a giraffe emoji at a time like this is a crime #AprilTheGiraffe

7.

Giraffes are hardcore as fuck. #AprilTheGiraffe

8.

9.

So brave of April to forgo the epidural. #AprilTheGiraffe

10.

April: Did you even read my birth plan? April's vets: Yes, but we misread 'play Enya & have coconut water' as livestream & 800K spectators.

11.

Meanwhile... all of the other giraffe moms around the world... #AprilTheGiraffe

12.

Pretty sure today is the hardest I've ever rooted for a giraffe vagina.

13.

Me watching a Giraffe give birth #AprilTheGiraffe

14.

Watching a giraffe poop on another giraffe's face as she pushes it out of her is what Easter is really about, right?

15.

The circle of life is beautiful but I'm too hungover to be watching a giraffe shit out a baby giraffe

16.

Me when the baby came out vs me two seconds later #aprilthegiraffe

17.

It finally happened! That pregnant giraffe that every 45 year old woman shared on Facebook FINALLY GAVE BIRTH! #AprilTheGiraffe

18.

Congrats to April the Giraffe and her new baby Giraffey McGiraffeFace.

19.

A baby giraffe being born, standing unsteadily, then disappearing in a ball of nuclear light will be a fitting metaphor for life on earth

20.

I can barely get out of bed to pee but a giraffe born ten minutes ago is already walking.

21.

Everyone laughing at this baby giraffe faceplanting when it took you a year to learn how to walk #AprilTheGiraffe

22.

23.

some high school girl named april has a long neck and wishes y'all had never heard of that giraffe. that's her name forever.

24.

"I'm glad the giraffe gets to give birth before nuclear war," is a thought I never expected to have. Life is a rich tapestry.

25.

*Baby giraffe mouths off once* April: BOY I WAS IN LABOR WITH YOU FOR 1,746 HOURS!

26.

When you realize #AprilTheGiraffe has a bigger audience than the inauguration.

27.

great just what we need another giraffe

Skip to footer