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Just 27 Really Good Tweets About April The Giraffe (Finally) Giving Birth

IT HAPPENED!!!

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Actual live footage of me watching #AprilTheGiraffe give birth right now:

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3 months of my life I've been watching April the giraffe be pregnant and now she's pushing the fucking baby out this is the best day ever

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Everyone realizing #AprilTheGiraffe is actually having her baby

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April: *whispers* seriously, get out. #AprilTheGiraffe

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#AprilTheGiraffe can someone call United Airlines to help drag that little bugger out of there?

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Not having a giraffe emoji at a time like this is a crime #AprilTheGiraffe

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Giraffes are hardcore as fuck. #AprilTheGiraffe

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So brave of April to forgo the epidural. #AprilTheGiraffe

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April: Did you even read my birth plan? April's vets: Yes, but we misread 'play Enya & have coconut water' as livestream & 800K spectators.

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Meanwhile... all of the other giraffe moms around the world... #AprilTheGiraffe

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Pretty sure today is the hardest I've ever rooted for a giraffe vagina.

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Me watching a Giraffe give birth #AprilTheGiraffe

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Watching a giraffe poop on another giraffe's face as she pushes it out of her is what Easter is really about, right?

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The circle of life is beautiful but I'm too hungover to be watching a giraffe shit out a baby giraffe

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Me when the baby came out vs me two seconds later #aprilthegiraffe

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It finally happened! That pregnant giraffe that every 45 year old woman shared on Facebook FINALLY GAVE BIRTH! #AprilTheGiraffe

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Congrats to April the Giraffe and her new baby Giraffey McGiraffeFace.

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A baby giraffe being born, standing unsteadily, then disappearing in a ball of nuclear light will be a fitting metaphor for life on earth

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I can barely get out of bed to pee but a giraffe born ten minutes ago is already walking.

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Everyone laughing at this baby giraffe faceplanting when it took you a year to learn how to walk #AprilTheGiraffe

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some high school girl named april has a long neck and wishes y'all had never heard of that giraffe. that's her name forever.

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"I'm glad the giraffe gets to give birth before nuclear war," is a thought I never expected to have. Life is a rich tapestry.

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*Baby giraffe mouths off once* April: BOY I WAS IN LABOR WITH YOU FOR 1,746 HOURS!

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When you realize #AprilTheGiraffe has a bigger audience than the inauguration.

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great just what we need another giraffe

Julia Reinstein is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.

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