1. Netflix Live
Introducing Netflix Live.
A show in which Will Arnett just narrates a bunch of mundane things for 48 oddly meditative minutes.
2. George Takei running for Congress against Devin Nunes
Well, the cat's out of the bag it seems. Let's do this! #Takei2018 https://t.co/Wf7qvV1eXj
Sadly, this is fake.
3. Seamless and Grubhub's new hardcore parkour food delivery method: DELIVERY X
Introducing Delivery X. Experience food delivery without limits and see what delivery is like without rules & roads… https://t.co/MI7M5J5okx
For when you need that spicy tuna roll but you're feeling X-TREEEEEEEEMEly lazy.
4. Google Gnome
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Like Google Home, but for your yard. (And since Google is kind of the prank lord of the internet, here's a roundup of all its April Fools' Day 2017 jokes from The Verge.)
5. "All Stuf" (creme only) Oreos
There is a God ‼️
The highly rare civilian-made, non-brand viral prank, this "All Stuf Oreos" package was designed by artist/meme-maker extraordinaire Adam Padilla.
(Side note: You'd totally eat these too, right?)
6. Mars life insurance from Progressive
7. Zappos' invisible, unstealable boxes
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8. Emirates' giant airplane with a pool, game room, gym, and park
Emirates unveils plans for world’s largest commercial aircraft. The triple-decker APR001 includes a swimming pool,… https://t.co/bNyhUDtJDU
Sorry, you won't be able to go sky swimming in a giant cruise ship–esque plane anytime soon.
9. Pitless avocados from Fresh Direct
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If only.
10. Pornhub's "automatic video sharing"
Porn Hub gonna shake everyone
"Thanks Pornhub!"
11. Quilted Northern's "uSit," "the world’s first biometric bathroom device."
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For logging your logs.
12. The newest language learning course from Duolingo: Emoji
Announcing the world's first Emoji course! Behold, the final chapter in the evolution of human communication. ✏️🏋🚀:… https://t.co/zz5Cpa9k9L
13. Timehop updates from the future
14. KFC's new ~smart bucket~
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15. Buffalo Wild Wings' "Rally Beard Sauce"
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For beard growth.
16. Amazon Echo with Petlexa
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Including an automatic ball thrower for the good boy in your life.
17. Airbnb "humanless hosts"
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18. A hitchhiker's thumb wearable for hailing a Lyft.
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Lyft seriously committed to this one.
19. Turkey Hill's "CowsOnly.com," the first ever dating site for cows
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20. T-Mobile ONEsies.
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A full body wearable so they really have you covered.
21. Bush's jelly beans
22. Virgin Australia's doggie flight attendants
Today we are excited to unleash our new Virgin Australia Canine Crew in a world first initiative.
Tbh this is a great idea and it should be real.
23. Auntie Anne's new flower logo.
24. Coffee-flavored Coffee-Mate
For when you need some coffee with your coffee.
25. Petco's "DooDoo Drone"
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26. Subway sandwich-flavored ice cream cones
We're introducing a new range that's so cool it's ice cold! Our #SUBzero ice cream is coming to SUBWAY® stores soon…
27. "Jim Beans"
We’ve been making bourbon for 220 years, but some folks still call us Jim Bean. Hint taken. Introducing Jim Beans:… https://t.co/EffwKmIup5
"Aged one day in a tin can."
28. Hulu's efficient new way to speed through a show: Hu.
Get to the end more quickly. @EmpireFOX and more now streaming on #Hu. https://t.co/T1KqGVSVaA
29. Honda horn emojis
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For when you have more feelings than a car horn can express.
30. Kayak @ Work, for secretly booking travel arrangements when you're at work
31. ANZ Australia "PayPaw," bank accounts for cats
Finally, your free-loading feline can be financially independent.
32. Burger King's Whopper-flavored toothpaste
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33. Royal Caribbean's ski resort cruise ship
We’re incredibly proud to announce the first ever ski resort at sea! @MyRoyalUK 🎿⚓️💙Discover #PisteoftheSeas here -… https://t.co/7czRLio8ZW
34. Garlic sauce by the gallon from Papa John's
Your dreams are now a reality. NEW Garlic Gallons for only $9.99! 🍕
I'd bathe in it, tbh.
35. Equinox removing mirrors from their gyms
36. "Kripsy Cream" gets spellchecked
PEOPLE OF THE UK! We have an important announcement regarding the name of our brand. #KremetoCream
37. A Hot Topic dating app for finding the goth/emo/scene love of your life
Find hot goth, emo, and scene kids in your area and never be forever alone again. Find your match here:… https://t.co/IYLYQpCVx8
38. Snapchat filter that looks like Instagram
Wow. Snap's new filter - I assume for April Fools - makes your pic look like it's on IG. SO GOOD!!
So petty and I'm here for it.
39. Tom bought back Myspace
Formally announcing--I finally did it. Bought MySpace back on the cheap. Let's make the Internet great again!!
Not true. Sorry Tom.