1. Netflix Live
2. George Takei running for Congress against Devin Nunes
3. Seamless and Grubhub's new hardcore parkour food delivery method: DELIVERY X
4. Google Gnome
5. "All Stuf" (creme only) Oreos
6. Mars life insurance from Progressive
7. Zappos' invisible, unstealable boxes
8. Emirates' giant airplane with a pool, game room, gym, and park
9. Pitless avocados from Fresh Direct
10. Pornhub's "automatic video sharing"
11. Quilted Northern's "uSit," "the world’s first biometric bathroom device."
12. The newest language learning course from Duolingo: Emoji
13. Timehop updates from the future
14. KFC's new ~smart bucket~
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15. Buffalo Wild Wings' "Rally Beard Sauce"
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For beard growth.
16. Amazon Echo with Petlexa
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Including an automatic ball thrower for the good boy in your life.
17. Airbnb "humanless hosts"
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18. A hitchhiker's thumb wearable for hailing a Lyft.
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Lyft seriously committed to this one.
19. Turkey Hill's "CowsOnly.com," the first ever dating site for cows
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20. T-Mobile ONEsies.
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A full body wearable so they really have you covered.
21. Bush's jelly beans
22. Virgin Australia's doggie flight attendants
Today we are excited to unleash our new Virgin Australia Canine Crew in a world first initiative.
Tbh this is a great idea and it should be real.
23. Auntie Anne's new flower logo.
24. Coffee-flavored Coffee-Mate
For when you need some coffee with your coffee.
25. Petco's "DooDoo Drone"
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26. Subway sandwich-flavored ice cream cones
We're introducing a new range that's so cool it's ice cold! Our #SUBzero ice cream is coming to SUBWAY® stores soon…
27. "Jim Beans"
We’ve been making bourbon for 220 years, but some folks still call us Jim Bean. Hint taken. Introducing Jim Beans:… https://t.co/EffwKmIup5
"Aged one day in a tin can."
28. Hulu's efficient new way to speed through a show: Hu.
Get to the end more quickly. @EmpireFOX and more now streaming on #Hu. https://t.co/T1KqGVSVaA
29. Honda horn emojis
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For when you have more feelings than a car horn can express.
30. Kayak @ Work, for secretly booking travel arrangements when you're at work
31. ANZ Australia "PayPaw," bank accounts for cats
Finally, your free-loading feline can be financially independent.
32. Burger King's Whopper-flavored toothpaste
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33. Royal Caribbean's ski resort cruise ship
We’re incredibly proud to announce the first ever ski resort at sea! @MyRoyalUK 🎿⚓️💙Discover #PisteoftheSeas here -… https://t.co/7czRLio8ZW
34. Garlic sauce by the gallon from Papa John's
Your dreams are now a reality. NEW Garlic Gallons for only $9.99! 🍕
I'd bathe in it, tbh.
35. Equinox removing mirrors from their gyms
36. "Kripsy Cream" gets spellchecked
PEOPLE OF THE UK! We have an important announcement regarding the name of our brand. #KremetoCream
37. A Hot Topic dating app for finding the goth/emo/scene love of your life
Find hot goth, emo, and scene kids in your area and never be forever alone again. Find your match here:… https://t.co/IYLYQpCVx8
38. Snapchat filter that looks like Instagram
Wow. Snap's new filter - I assume for April Fools - makes your pic look like it's on IG. SO GOOD!!
So petty and I'm here for it.
39. Tom bought back Myspace
Formally announcing--I finally did it. Bought MySpace back on the cheap. Let's make the Internet great again!!
Not true. Sorry Tom.