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Which Porn Parody Should You Star In Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

Are you more Hairy Twatter or Buffy the Vampire Layer?

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Which Porn Parody Should You Star In Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

You got: Hairy Twatter

You are just the magical, enthusiastic star a masterpiece like Hairy Twatter needs.

Hairy Twatter
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You got: Pulp Friction"

You are fierce as heck and know how to take center stage, so you should absolutely star in the underrated classic Pulp Friction.

Pulp Friction"
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You got: Foreskin Gump

You are just the kind, patient lover one would want to see star in Foreskin Gump!

Foreskin Gump
Legend / movieforums.com
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You got: Edward Penishands

You're emotional and, uh, deep, so you'd be perfect for the coveted role of Edward Penishands!

Edward Penishands
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You got: Hung Wankenstein

You are fun-loving and creative, two qualities the perfect Hung Wankenstein must possess.

Hung Wankenstein
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You got: Raiders of the Lost Arse

You're adventurous and confident, so there's no doubt Raiders of the Lost Arse is the porno you were born to be in.

Raiders of the Lost Arse
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You got: Buffy the Vampire Layer"

You are an idealist and a champion of peace, and the best way to express those values is to star in Buffy the Vampire Layer, a true classic!

Buffy the Vampire Layer"
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You got: Shaving Ryan’s Privates

You're pretty meticulous and organized, so a grooming video that doubles as a porno like Shaving Ryan's Privates is the one for you to show off your talents in.

Shaving Ryan’s Privates
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You got: Bitanic"

You are emotionally open and deeply romantic, so the tour de force Bitanic is the absolute best porno for you to star in.

Bitanic"
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You got: E~3: The Extra Testicle

You are imaginative and think outside the box, so you definitely need to star in the revolutionary E~3: The Extra Testicle!

E~3: The Extra Testicle
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You got: Fap to the Future

You are adaptive and adventurous, and you'd put viewers through a wild ride if you starred in Fap to the Future!

Fap to the Future
Wood Rocket / complex.com
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You got: Lord of the G-Strings

You are loyal and sensitive, so you'd be great as the lead in Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String.

Lord of the G-Strings
E.I. Independent Cinema / buddytv.com
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