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Which World Cup Player Should You Hook Up With?

The tournament is the perfect time to score ;)

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Which World Cup Player Should You Hook Up With?

You got: Lionel Messi

He’s the top player in the world on the field and, uh, somewhere else ;) Let’s just say you two will have a very MESSI time together. IN BED.

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You got: Olivier Giroud

Uh, can you say OOH LA LA? This fine French forward will for sure show you a dazzling time. IN BED.

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You got: Ezequiel Lavezzi

That facial hair. Those tats. This sexy Argentine forward plays for Paris so you can expect some dazzling vacation times. And some other dazzling times. IN BED.

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You got: Sergio Ramos

He’s a central defender who can also perform as a right back. He’ll also wink RIGHT BACK atcha ;). IN BED.

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You got: Robin van Persie

He made that amazing goal in the Spain v. Netherlands game. You know, the one where he bounced a ball off his head. Like a majestic dolphin. Now, imagine what the rest of him can do ;). IN BED.

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You got: Fernando Torres

Aside from having the best hair of any FIFA player ever maybe, he also is a champion forward with a fantastic name. Maybe if you say it three times he’ll appear. IN BED.

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You got: Patrice Evra

This stunning Senegalese-French defender of the French team will defend your heart. IN BED.

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You got: Didier Drogba

He’s the all-time top scorer of the Ivory Coast national team, but there’s one goal he still has to score. IN BED.

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You got: Dani Alves

THOSE EYES. Those eyes alone are enough to have you smitten. IN BED.

Dani Alves
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You got: Neymar

Neymar’s full name is Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior, but shhhh, he’s a man of mystery. But get to know him, and he’ll open up. IN BED.

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You got: Hulk

Hulk, or Givanildo Vieira de Souza (rawrrrr), is waaaay hotter than that big green guy. But that isn’t to say he isn’t a force to be reckoned with. IN BED.

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You got: Keisuke Honda

He has a wonderful set of hair, and he can play as an attacking midfielder, second striker, or deep-lying playmaker. He’s got the full package. IN BED.

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You got: Cristiano Ronaldo

He’s one of the best players in the world, and if that’s not enough, he can surely even the score. IN BED.

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You got: Marcelo

This Brazilian left-back has a smile that will make you melt. IN BED.

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You got: Clint Dempsey

This fine Texan recently scored the fastest goal in U.S. Soccer's World Cup history, but that’s not the only quickie he has time for. IN BED.

Clint Dempsey
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You got: Gerard Piqué

Those eyes. That chiseled jaw. And he’s dating Shakira. Basically, he’s perfect and will show you a perfect time. IN BED.

Gerard Piqué
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You got: Wesley Sneijder

This Dutch midfielder has cheekbones to die for and a booty that will enchant you. IN BED.

Wesley Sneijder
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You got: Lukas Podolski

This beautiful Polish forward for the German team will make you swoon. IN BED.

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