Which World Cup Player Should You Hook Up With?

He’s the top player in the world on the field and, uh, somewhere else ;) Let’s just say you two will have a very MESSI time together. IN BED.

Uh, can you say OOH LA LA? This fine French forward will for sure show you a dazzling time. IN BED.

That facial hair. Those tats. This sexy Argentine forward plays for Paris so you can expect some dazzling vacation times. And some other dazzling times. IN BED.

He’s a central defender who can also perform as a right back. He’ll also wink RIGHT BACK atcha ;). IN BED.

He made that amazing goal in the Spain v. Netherlands game. You know, the one where he bounced a ball off his head. Like a majestic dolphin. Now, imagine what the rest of him can do ;). IN BED.

Aside from having the best hair of any FIFA player ever maybe, he also is a champion forward with a fantastic name. Maybe if you say it three times he’ll appear. IN BED.

This stunning Senegalese-French defender of the French team will defend your heart. IN BED.

He’s the all-time top scorer of the Ivory Coast national team, but there’s one goal he still has to score. IN BED.

THOSE EYES. Those eyes alone are enough to have you smitten. IN BED.

Neymar’s full name is Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior, but shhhh, he’s a man of mystery. But get to know him, and he’ll open up. IN BED.

Hulk, or Givanildo Vieira de Souza (rawrrrr), is waaaay hotter than that big green guy. But that isn’t to say he isn’t a force to be reckoned with. IN BED.

He has a wonderful set of hair, and he can play as an attacking midfielder, second striker, or deep-lying playmaker. He’s got the full package. IN BED.

He’s one of the best players in the world, and if that’s not enough, he can surely even the score. IN BED.

This Brazilian left-back has a smile that will make you melt. IN BED.

This fine Texan recently scored the fastest goal in U.S. Soccer's World Cup history, but that’s not the only quickie he has time for. IN BED.

Those eyes. That chiseled jaw. And he’s dating Shakira. Basically, he’s perfect and will show you a perfect time. IN BED.

This Dutch midfielder has cheekbones to die for and a booty that will enchant you. IN BED.

This beautiful Polish forward for the German team will make you swoon. IN BED.