What Sweet Romantic Gesture Should You Do On Valentine's Day?
Aries is attracted to bold people, so why not fill their bathtub with dry grapes and a copy of everyone's favorite feel-good romantic comedy?
Taurus likes having someone have their back, and nothing says "honey, I'm listening" like dressing your pinky finger up as a tiny person and repeating everything they say in a high-pitched voice.
Geminis like to be intrigued, and nothing boosts the intimacy in a new relationship like prolonged eye contact while consuming an overly-complicated vegetable.
Cancer enjoys emotional closeness, and what achieves that better than a sharply-dressed reptile lounging on their most sacred piece of furniture?
Leos want someone who's ambitious but won't steal their thunder, and nothing says "subtle showstopper" like standing over them and finger-snapping to smooth jazz hits while they're fast asleep.
Virgo yearns for someone who works damn hard, and what shows off your dexterity and determination better than hand-stitching them a sweater of woven bacon strips?
Libra wants stability and consistency, so what are you waiting for? Show them you'll always be there by gluing your tender, loving lips to the center of their forehead.
Scorpio is attracted to passionate people, and one of the most passionate gestures imaginable is collecting your own eyelashes and then constructing a teeny weeny hut out of them.
Sagittarius wants a generous soul, and nothing says "I care about you" like leaving a thick layer of cheese crust (the greatest substance in the world) on all their pots and pans.
Capricorns love a good joke, and nothing's funnier than writing "I luff yew!" in permanent marker on all their crisp white office shirts.
Aquarius is chill and likes chill people, and nothing says "let's not worry about the outside world" quite like destroying their iPhone and constructing a replica of them using all the little gears.
Pisces is deeply philosophical and cares about strong emotional bonds, and nothing establishes a more powerful bond than calling up their mother, starting a nice conversation, and not letting them hang up.