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17 Tina Belcher Quotes That Are Perfect For Your Tinder Bio

"I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman."

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2. "I'm no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time just like everyone else."

3. "Is it possible to be in love with twenty-five people at once?"

4. "Brrr. It sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket...or pants."

5. "If he has a butt for touching and lips for kissing, I'm into that."

7. "Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it."

8. "I've only dated two and a half boys but I've thought about boys and relationships a lot."

9. "I have a photographic butt memory."

10. "I've logged 3,000 fantasy hours into this relationship. You don't just throw that away."

11. "That goes in the butt bank."

13. "Just when I think I'm out, your cheeks pull me right back in."

14. "If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses."

15. "Let's put the 'try' in triangle."

16. "I don't need a boy to pay attention to me, I'll pay attention to myself."

17. "Butts."

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