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    Feb 4, 2015

    17 Things That'll Make You Seriously Question Your Love For Chocolate

    The sanctity of chocolate has been tainted with, well, taints.

    1. These ACTUAL insects covered in chocolate.

    Mmm, slugs!

    2. These grandpa teeth.

    3. This chocolate diarrhea.

    4. Yup, that's a dick.

    Via etsy.com

    5. And that's a big ol' ghost dick.

    6. This torso didn't need a dick but HEY, WHY NOT.

    7. This unidentified brawny man also has a dick.

    8. These are almost abstract but :/

    Via etsy.com

    9. I mean, who hasn't seen a nose and wanted to eat it?

    Via etsy.com

    10. "Join me in the drawing room, Clarice. We'll be having some tea and After Dinner Nipples."

    11. Can I just have the little chocolate morsels and not have to pick them out of a plastic deer's unusually expanded anus??

    12. "It's just chocolate, peanut butter and oats", you whisper to yourself.

    13. Kids ruin everything.

    14. This heart-shaped box was definitely NOT what Nirvana was singing about.

    15. Some more confusing dicks.

    16. This DIY chocolate dick kit.

    17. And this chocolate butthole.

    Via edibleanus.com

    BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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