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11 Reasons Your Vibrator Is The Only Valentine You Need

Good good good good vibrationsssss~

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1. You have many choices, and they're all stunning.

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And you can explore all your options.

2. You won't have to spend any money on dinner or flowers.

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Just on the one thing that matters.

3. It's definitely easy on the eyes.

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Hello, gaaaaaawjuss.

4. You are guaranteed to have the best night ever.

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You can't overhype a vibrator.

5. You'll be physically and emotionally happier.

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Sending good vibes all around.

6. In fact, you'll actually have a stress-RELIEVING valentine's day.

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7. It's discreet, so you won't have to coordinate anything with your roommate.

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8. You will feel pretty and confident and fantastic no matter what you wear.

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9. You'll never be bored in the relationship.

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10. You know you'll be together forever.

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11. And if it ever breaks, you can just relive your first meeting all over again.

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