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    19 Perfect Gifts For People Who Love To Swear

    Bitches get bitches gifts.

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    1. For the dainty dirty mouth:

    Fuck You Rings, $14.95.

    2. For your partner-in-bitching:

    You're My Favorite Bitch to Bitch About Bitches With Card, $4.26.

    3. For the calm curser:


    Namaste, Bitches Sweatshirt, $28.

    4. For the sophisticated swearer:

    Merde Pillow, $97.

    5. For the grouchy nester:

    Fuck Off Embroidery, $13.

    6. For the pottymouthed pet owner:

    Oh Shit I'm Lost Dog Tag, $22.

    7. For the Tina Fey enthusiast:

    Bitches Get Stuff Done Mug, $16.

    8. For the one who needs some real inspiration:

    Get Shit Done Print, $5.

    9. For the fan of puns:

    You Pizza Shit Shirt, $18.

    10. For the responsibly profane bud:

    Groceries & Shit Tote Bag, $20.

    11. For the birthday pal:

    Happy Birthday, Bitch card, $5.

    12. For the Pulp Fiction fan:

    Bad Mother Fucker Wallet, $34.99.

    13. And for the Gone With the Wind enthusiast:

    Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn Wooden Sign, $18.

    14. For the colorful home decorator:

    Shitbag vintage plate, $15.08.

    15. For the discreet overachiever:

    Total BAMF Engraved Pencils, $4.

    16. For the classy one:

    Bastard Nameplate Necklace, $20.

    17. For the subtle friend:

    Shit earrings, $8.

    18. For the silent pal with a mind of gold:

    Middle Finger Stud, $10.

    19. And for your swearing soulmate.

    Best Fucking Bitches Necklaces, $32.

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