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27 Orgasms All Twentysomethings Have

The best times have yet to come.

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1. Having your crush become your 11th "like" on Instagram.

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2. Discreetly unbuttoning that top pant button at brunch.

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3. Taking off your jeans/heels/bra/headband the very second you get home.

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4. Hearing the doorbell ring 20 minutes after you ordered Seamless.

5. Plunging that first spoon into the sleek surface of a Ben & Jerry’s pint.

6. Opening your bank account and seeing that direct deposit.

7. Having the song you were JUST thinking about pop up on the radio.

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8. Painting your nail in one stroke and getting it ALL in the lines.

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9. Parallel parking successfully on the first try, in one swift motion.

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10. Waking up a full minute before your alarm goes off.

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11. Having the subway stop so that the door is aligned directly in front of you.

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12. Getting that tax return check in the mail.

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13. Having almost exactly enough left on a gift card for one more Frappuccino.

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14. Getting a check and realizing only then THAT IT WAS HAPPY HOUR.

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15. Peeling an avocado and having it all come off in one piece.

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16. Finishing a box of cereal AND a carton of milk at the exact same time.

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17. Flawlessly scraping out the remains of a Nutella jar with one swoop of your finger.

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18. Secretly wanting to cancel plans and your friend texting you to cancel first.

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19. Having your phone light up with a text right when you were thinking, "Why is no one texting me?"

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20. Deleting your ex's number from your phone.

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21. Finally getting to inbox zero.

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22. Buying clothes without trying them on (out of laziness) and then having them all fit perfectly.

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23. Getting to a movie theater and having no one else sit in your row or need to move past you.

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24. Eating exactly half a restaurant meal, leaving the rest for leftovers.

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25. Pouring wine and having enough left for exactly two generous glasses.

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26. Collapsing into bed and actually having enough time for a quick nap.

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27. And realizing that you have a three-day weekend coming up.

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