If Ross Geller Starred In Other TV Shows

Ugh.

Breaking Bad

AMC / NBC

Walter White teams up with his drug-dealing ex-student Ross Geller, who is known all around the Southwest for his trademark meth formula, Unagi.

Scandal

ABC / NBC

Olivia Pope reluctantly adds a new member to Olivia Pope & Associates: Ross Geller, who mainly yells "you were on a break!" every time she brings up her drama with Fitz.

True Detective

HBO / NBC

Detectives Marty Hart and Rust Cohle get stuck halfway through their case and bring on Ross Geller, the goofy New York City paleontologist, to help dig up the truth (and bring on the laughs!)

Girls

HBO / NBC

Hannah has a brief stint working at a cafe called Central Perk (ironically located in Brooklyn) where she meets and befriends Ross Geller, only to grow slightly jealous of the fact that his divorce overshadows her own problems.

Game of Thrones

HBO / NBC

Ross of the house Geller lives on a small farm that gets slightly bigger when he marries Rachel of the house Green. Miraculously, Ross survives everyone on the show.

Veep

HBO / NBC

Ross Geller joins Selina's team, only to get fired shortly after accidentally leaking a pros & cons list about why Selina should be president.

Mad Men

AMC / NBC

Pete Campbell throws a tantrum when he realizes he's no longer the whiniest person in Sterling Cooper Draper Price.

Modern Family

ABC / NBC

Ross is the weird uncle that nobody likes because he makes everyone sit through his keyboard solos (in his defense, they all say they enjoy it.)

Orange Is The New Black

Netflix / NBC

Ross finds out that his ex-wife Carol and her new hubby Susan had been operating under fake names the whole time and ran an international drug ring together.

The Simpsons

Fox / NBC / Via heavygames.com

Ross joins the Simpsons family, only to irritate everyone by bringing along a mysterious laugh track.

How I Met Your Mother

NBC

Ross steals every one of Ted's love interests and the show becomes all about how Ross ended up with Rachel.