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    17 Online Tutorials You Won't Believe Exist

    How to be a popular alien who packs weird. All of these are actual entries from WikiHow. Seriously.

    1. How To Look Like A Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Loving Girl


    Best Takeaway: "Wear some orange studs or golden hoop earrings. Anything orange-yellow is good."

    2. How To Act Like A Baby Again

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    Best Takeaway: "Purchase a pacifier at the dollar store, or pharmacy. This one might freak people out, so it is best if you use it while alone. Also, invest in a baby bottle, or Sippie cup with a cute character on it, that might also freak people out. Use when alone."

    3. How To Get Man French Korean Method

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    Best Takeaway: ""Oh, hey. *(flip your hair to assert dominance)*"

    4. How To Hang Out With Popular People

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    Best takeaway: "Keep the conversation going. Make sure it's not about study or boring, geeky subjects."

    5. How To Be Cutely Insane

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    Best Takeaway: "Wear brightly coloured clothes. If you want to be cute and insane,NEVER go for disgusting pastel colours!"

    6. How To Be A Pretty Nice Popular Girl In Middle School

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    Best Takeaway: "No ponytails!"

    7. How To Look Like A Water Girl

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    Best Takeaway: "Get a blue lipgloss and apply it over the lipstick."

    8. How To Eat Very Quickly

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    Best Takeaway: Say to yourself, "I can do this! I can eat you very quickly!"

    9. How To Become Dark (Persona)

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    Best Takeaway: "Be evil. You can always skip this step."

    10. How To Be "That Girl"

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    Best Takeaway: "For example, say you're wearing a yellow floaty shirt, a pink tiered skirt over blue embroidered jeans, and gray sneakers; a yellow cardigan, pearl earrings and a necklace, and a white, yellow, blue, and pink patterned bag would look great and pull together the teen-casual bohemian-classy look."

    11. How To Be Like A Seductive Vampire Lady

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    Best Takeaway: "If someone cuts himself, discretely sniff or lick your lips."

    12. How To Make People Think You're An Alien

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    Best Takeaway: "If in history class the teacher asks what the Cold War was about, explain every single detail."

    13. How To Pack Like A Weird Kid

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    Best Takeaway: "Bring magazines from three years ago and laugh along with everyone about how funny everything looks."

    14. How To Obsess Over Something

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    Best Takeaway: "Imagine yourself with the subject of your obsession. Fantasize perfect scenes with it, and plan what you'll do with it as soon as you can return to it."

    15. How To Scratch Your Boyfriend's Beard

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    Best Takeaway: "Repeat motion until scratchee begins to coo lovingly and drool."

    16. How To Love A Married Man

    Best Takeaway: "You will want to please him as you will feel you are in constant competition with his wife. Slow down! This is not a race."

    17. How To Be Friends With Your Furby

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    Best Takeaway: "Feed it breakfast with your finger."