17 Online Tutorials You Won't Believe Exist
How to be a popular alien who packs weird. All of these are actual entries from WikiHow. Seriously.
Best Takeaway: "Imagine yourself with the subject of your obsession. Fantasize perfect scenes with it, and plan what you'll do with it as soon as you can return to it."
Best Takeaway: "You will want to please him as you will feel you are in constant competition with his wife. Slow down! This is not a race."