6. Summoning my marionette strings to get me the hell out of here.
22. I don’t know what this thing is but I know it will kill me.
23. I mean, we’ve all felt like this zombie chick at some point, I gueeeess.
26. I know I will wake up in the middle of the night and see this girl next to me.
- Bomb threats were called into Jewish centers in at least 13 states today, making it the fifth wave of threats since January.
- The trans sister of a Trump inauguration singer must be allowed to use the restroom that fits her gender ID, a judge ruled.
- The suspect in a Kansas shooting that left an Indian man dead thought he was shooting Iranians, and the FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝