We Know Which Music You Have Sex To
You're a funloving person who enjoys the latest dance-y hits, taking the club experience back to your room. In all honesty, like 90% of the songs on the radio are about doing it anyway, so you can't go wrong!
You know exactly what you like, and it happens to be sex that's rough and fast to go with the music. You may also be the stereotypical bad guy in a blockbuster film.
You like sex to feel like an out-of-body experience, so your music is heavy on the synth and light on the lyrics. You're aiming for something out of this world and that's usually what you get.
You've learned from all the movies that the silky-yet-unpredictable sound of jazz makes for some sensual loving times. It's a move very few people can pull off, but you have enough confidence.
For you, there is nothing sexier than '60s blues rock, complete with lush melodies with secretly-depressing lyrics. Despite the songs sometimes shitting on love as a concept, your taste in music is bound to impress whoever you're with.
You like to feel real emotions when you bone, and the '80s produced some of the most unabashedly visceral hits that are perfect for prolonged eye contact and intense cuddling.
You really can't let go of the '90s and who can blame you? It was one of the best musical decades of all time and why NOT feel a bit of nostalgia while getting down?
Sex for you is sacred, and that's why you prefer no lyrics and just a lot of stringed instruments crescendoing while you pretend you're on a grassy Irish field somewhere.
Sex for you is an intense activity that needs no music. You want to fully experience being with the other person without any distraction. You also probably have no roommates to worry about.
You enjoy the gentle, neutral sounds of a sweet-natured indie band, serenading you and your lover with banjo solos and poetic lyrics. This music offends no one and, if the band is obscure enough, makes you seem kinda cool!
You know what's hot, you know your moves, and, for you, music isn't meant to distract from the awkwardness of sex - it's only meant to enhance what is already amazing.
You like your Zeppelin and your Floyd and you know that a substantial portion of the population would not exist if not for these bands. That being said, you may also be a dad.