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    13 Breakup Poems That Say It Better Than You Ever Could

    The Twitter hashtag movement #breakuppoetry parodied classic poems by making them about split relationships. Here are some of the best ones.

    Brooklyn-based comedian Maria Heinegg recently started #breakuppoetry on Twitter.

    I want to thank everyone who participated in the #breakuppoetry trend. It was my baby and like my other babies, it was fun while it lasted!

    Maria Heinegg@MariaElizabest

    I want to thank everyone who participated in the #breakuppoetry trend. It was my baby and like my other babies, it was fun while it lasted!

    5:48 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, That's where I let all your stuff, after you cheated on me. #breakuppoetry

    JeromeIscariot@JeromeIscariot

    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,

    That's where I let all your stuff, after you cheated on me. #breakuppoetry

    2:23 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox Oh, no That was your heart medication #breakuppoetry

    Maria Heinegg@MariaElizabest

    I have eaten

    the plums

    that were in

    the icebox

    Oh, no

    That was

    your heart medication

    #breakuppoetry

    1:27 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    I do not like you on a boat, I do not like you with a goat. I do not like you, Sam #breakuppoetry

    Kjerstin@swissmistress

    I do not like you on a boat,

    I do not like you with a goat.

    I do not like you, Sam #breakuppoetry

    1:37 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    Begging Yearning Pleading For the day you return All my damn CDs and DVDs #breakuppoetry

    Woodrow Simmons@WintermuteNight

    Begging

    Yearning

    Pleading

    For the day you return

    All my damn CDs and DVDs

    #breakuppoetry

    6:47 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. You embarrass me at parties. #breakuppoetry

    Maria Heinegg@MariaElizabest

    Man hands on misery to man.

    It deepens like a coastal shelf.

    You embarrass me at parties.

    #breakuppoetry

    1:41 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    An open door says, “Come in.” A shut door says, “Who are you?” My door says "Get the hell out." #breakuppoetry

    Chris Conroy@conniewriter

    An open door says, “Come in.”

    A shut door says, “Who are you?”

    My door says "Get the hell out."

    #breakuppoetry

    3:08 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, in a fury, With you rapping at my door, Quoth the Larry, "Nevermore". #breakuppoetry

    Larry Kenobi@LarryKenobi

    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, in a fury,

    With you rapping at my door,

    Quoth the Larry, "Nevermore".

    #breakuppoetry

    2:48 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    you said "i'll text you tomorrow" but now, my biggest sorrow is i'll never get back the money i let you borrow #breakuppoetry

    Irene ♥mann@irenechartmann

    you said "i'll text you tomorrow"

    but now, my biggest sorrow

    is i'll never get back the money

    i let you borrow

    #breakuppoetry

    1:16 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    Woman, I bid thee, hither not forth I've assembled all your belongings upon the front porch #breakuppoetry

    Nathan Vesta@NathanVesta

    Woman, I bid thee, hither not forth

    I've assembled all your belongings upon the front porch

    #breakuppoetry

    4:43 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    I never saw a moor; I never saw the sea, Yet know I how a tether looks, So get away from me. #breakuppoetry

    ChickswDictionaries@ChickswD

    I never saw a moor;

    I never saw the sea,

    Yet know I how a tether looks,

    So get away from me.

    #breakuppoetry

    3:39 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    You are my sunshine, my only sunshine and by that I mean you've damaged me in ways I won't know about for years to come #breakuppoetry

    no one@jjjessicuh

    You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

    and by that I mean

    you've damaged me in ways

    I won't know about for years to come

    #breakuppoetry

    4:07 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    since feeling is first who pays any attention Definitely not you Get off your phone #breakuppoetry

    Maria Heinegg@MariaElizabest

    since feeling is first

    who pays any attention

    Definitely not you

    Get off your phone

    #breakuppoetry

    2:19 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

    I know we once were tight. But I'm leaving, Mr. White. The blue stuff made me rich. So see ya later, BITCH. #breakuppoetry @aaronpaul_8

    Lando Kardashian@LandoKardashian

    I know we once were tight.

    But I'm leaving, Mr. White.

    The blue stuff made me rich.

    So see ya later, BITCH.

    #breakuppoetry @aaronpaul_8

    4:50 PM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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