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17 Awful First Date Stories, Ranked By Horribleness

People are the worst.

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17.

This is honestly incredible. And it's obvious fate exists and you two were meant for each other.
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This is honestly incredible. And it's obvious fate exists and you two were meant for each other.

16.

It's more neutral than a chick flick and who doesn't love Pokémon?
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It's more neutral than a chick flick and who doesn't love Pokémon?

15.

Aw, he was really nervous :( Sucks, but far from the worst.
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Aw, he was really nervous :( Sucks, but far from the worst.

14.

Yeah, it's not ideal, but it's still fooooood.
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Yeah, it's not ideal, but it's still fooooood.

13.

Ok, this is pretty tragic, but maybe he just had this weird idea of a cute arcade date that just went horribly, horribly wrong?
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Ok, this is pretty tragic, but maybe he just had this weird idea of a cute arcade date that just went horribly, horribly wrong?

12.

At least your sister came with you! And Burger King is pretty top notch, as far as fast food dates go.
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At least your sister came with you! And Burger King is pretty top notch, as far as fast food dates go.

11.

Yeah, it's insane, but think of the stories you'd have for your grandkids!
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Yeah, it's insane, but think of the stories you'd have for your grandkids!

10.

At least the conversation wasn't dull?
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At least the conversation wasn't dull?

9.

Theoretically, this is almost kind of a teeny itty bit cute.
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Theoretically, this is almost kind of a teeny itty bit cute.

8.

Just keep reading...
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Just keep reading...

7.

OOF, GIRL. SORRY.
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OOF, GIRL. SORRY.

6.

>:[
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5.

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4.

Pretty egregious, but at least there was food? And it wasn't a strip club?
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Pretty egregious, but at least there was food? And it wasn't a strip club?

3.

Oh.
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Oh.

2.

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1.

THIS IS LIKE EVERY BAD DATE ROLLED INTO ONE.
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THIS IS LIKE EVERY BAD DATE ROLLED INTO ONE.

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