He’s basically saying “sometimes your life will be great. Other times it won’t.” Did we learn anything new or groundbreaking here?
Be in control of your life. Easier said than done, Tito. Easier said than done.
Hmm, not the most inclusive/simple solution to life’s many problems.
Psssh, the dark is for making mistakes with cute strangers. DUH.
Is he saying it’s okay to betray or kill your family? This gets points for possibly bending some moral boundaries.
Awwwwwwwww. Not particularly insightful, but very sweet and SO TRUE.
This one’s good. A creative way of saying “don’t be a narcissistic idiot”.
You’re always going to want moooooooooore.
Oooooh. Don’t do immoral, awful things, or no one will love you. Tito is getting real as fuck here.
Food is the answer to all your problems. So true and important.
Don’t lie about your dick size. Very valuable advice.
*writes in yearbook* *tattoos on body* *puts on gravestone*
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