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All Of Tito's Ancient Hawaiian Sayings, Ranked By Usefulness

As the ancient Hawaiians used to say:

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13.

He's basically saying "sometimes your life will be great. Other times it won't." Did we learn anything new or groundbreaking here?
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He's basically saying "sometimes your life will be great. Other times it won't." Did we learn anything new or groundbreaking here?

12.

Be in control of your life. Easier said than done, Tito. Easier said than done.
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Be in control of your life. Easier said than done, Tito. Easier said than done.

11.

Hmm, not the most inclusive/simple solution to life's many problems.
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Hmm, not the most inclusive/simple solution to life's many problems.

10.

Psssh, the dark is for making mistakes with cute strangers. DUH.
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Psssh, the dark is for making mistakes with cute strangers. DUH.

9.

Huh?
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Huh?

8.

Is he saying it's okay to betray or kill your family? This gets points for possibly bending some moral boundaries.
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Is he saying it's okay to betray or kill your family? This gets points for possibly bending some moral boundaries.

7.

Awwwwwwwww. Not particularly insightful, but very sweet and SO TRUE.
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Awwwwwwwww. Not particularly insightful, but very sweet and SO TRUE.

6.

This one's good. A creative way of saying "don't be a narcissistic idiot".
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This one's good. A creative way of saying "don't be a narcissistic idiot".

5.

You're always going to want moooooooooore.
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You're always going to want moooooooooore.

4.

Oooooh. Don't do immoral, awful things, or no one will love you. Tito is getting real as fuck here.
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Oooooh. Don't do immoral, awful things, or no one will love you. Tito is getting real as fuck here.

3.

Food is the answer to all your problems. So true and important.
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Food is the answer to all your problems. So true and important.

2.

Don't lie about your dick size. Very valuable advice.
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Don't lie about your dick size. Very valuable advice.

1.

*writes in yearbook* *tattoos on body* *puts on gravestone*
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*writes in yearbook* *tattoos on body* *puts on gravestone*

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