1. “I Don’t Believe We’ve Met.”
2. “Keep It Boring, String.”
3. “More Bodies On Him Than A Chinese Cemetery.”
4. “It’s Like Them Birds Of Yours.”
5. “This is Sydney Handjerker With Handjerker, Cohen & Bromburg.”
6. “For a cold-assed crew of gangsters, y’all carried it like Republicans”
7. “Just at this moment, I manage to crawl out my own damn grave.”
8. BONUS: A Great Scene From ‘The Corner’
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