1. An iKettle. Because walking to the kitchen (especially at Christmas) is overrated.
2. Liquid Lightshow Bullet Speakers. Because music is just boring without dancing lights.
3. A Smartphone Projector. Because, why the hell not?
4. A Bike Sprocket Wheel Clock. For no reason other than it looks fucking cool.
5. A Portable Charger. Because let's face it, you'll probably lose yours at some point next year.
6. Camera Lens Shot Glasses. Because no one really likes wine glasses.
7. Wireless Headphones. So you can drown out your grandparents after Christmas dinner.
8. An Alpina Watch. Just because it looks like this.
9. A Ferrari FF. Because we can all dream, right?
10. A Guybrator. Because sex toys for men have never been better.
This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!