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14 Things That Happen When You Are Beautiful, Like Truly, Seriously Beautiful

It's both a blessing and a curse.

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1. It's like all you need to do is step out your front door and suddenly, out of nowhere, a red carpet appears under your feet.

Sometimes you're just going out to pick up a pizza, for cryin' out loud!
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Sometimes you're just going out to pick up a pizza, for cryin' out loud!

2. Wherever you go, you've got to stop for a second at every mirror you pass and admire yourself.

3. You've never dreamed of going on a diet. You're so beautiful, diets should go on you!

4. One time you winked at someone, and a damned helicopter fell out of the sky.

That's the kind of raw magnetism you have.
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That's the kind of raw magnetism you have.

5. You can't leave the house because of the crowd of people outside yelling your name and screaming.

Sometimes having adoring fans can be exhausting.
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Sometimes having adoring fans can be exhausting.

6. Every day you receive loads and loads of little gifts, flowers, and chocolates.

Your life is overrun by cute, little gifts.
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Your life is overrun by cute, little gifts.

7. You're sick of the constant calls from the USPS complaining about the amount of fan letters and packages they have to process for you.

8. But it's okay, because anytime something bad happens, you just remind yourself that you're beautiful.

9. Nobody has ever said anything bad to you because when they look at you, they completely forget what they were going to say.

10. You've never managed to place an order in a restaurant.

Because you've never had to. The maître d' and chef always just send you the special and best wine on the house the moment you sit down.
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Because you've never had to. The maître d' and chef always just send you the special and best wine on the house the moment you sit down.

11. You've never gone more than two minutes without kissing someone on the lips!

Seems cool, but it's exhausting!
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Seems cool, but it's exhausting!

12. Once, out of curiosity, you downloaded Tinder, but you were quickly banned because the servers couldn't handle the sheer number of super-likes given to just one person.

13. Did you know that the United Nations Charter was only signed because everybody was fine with each other after you passed by and flashed a killer smile?

14. One day, you felt the desire to be just a little less beautiful, but it quickly passed.

This post was translated from Portuguese.

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