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    If You Have Sweaty Hands, You'll Feel These 14 Problems So Hard

    There are two kinds of people in this world: the sweaty, and the sweated on.

    1. You've probably been the laughingstock in the family since you were a kid.

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    Nothing more unfortunate than being a kid with sweaty hands.

    2. You get unreasonably nervous when you have to shake somebody's hand.

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    You constantly dry your hands off on your clothes and are afraid that people just think you didn't wash your hands.

    3. You come close to having a legit panic attack when your crush moves in to hold your hand.

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    You keep trying to find a casual way to let go ASAP, or to avoid hand-holding entirely.

    4. You find yourself constantly apologizing for having sweaty hands.

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    "Sorry but this is me."

    5. In class, times were tough because your hands were always stained with pen ink.

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    The sweat-ink ratio was never great.

    6. And the pages of your notebooks were always a little wrinkly.

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    Textbooks, too.

    7. You're basically a human magnet for glitter, confetti, and sand.

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    Literally everything sticks to your hands.

    8. Some days, you can literally see the sweat droplets you leave on your phone screen.

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    It's a lifestyle.

    9. To be honest, touch screens in general are a total nightmare.

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    It takes you FOREVER to use an ATM.

    10. And when you're finally in a relationship, you still apologize regularly for getting their hands sweaty.

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    :( Sorry babe.

    11. Your hands slip and slide all over the place when you exercise.

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    Any promising career as a professional athlete has been dashed due to sweaty palms.

    12. Playing an instrument becomes a whole other kind of challenge.

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    The strings actually rust, and you have to dry your hand off between strums...

    13. And, if you like to cook, it's impossible to add "just a pinch" of anything.

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    The salt all sticks to your hand!

    14. And finally, you have Googled ways to get rid of sweaty hands more than once.

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    Make it stop how do I make it stop???

    This post was translated from Portuguese.

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