Celebrity·Posted on Nov 17, 2017Chief Hopper From "Stranger Things" Is The Detective Daddy Of Our DreamsDad bod? Check. Fatherly instincts? Check. Questionable though badass lifestyle? Check.by Juliana KataokaEquipe BuzzFeed, Brasil FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink There's been much ado about Stranger Things and its supremely excellent young cast, BUT I am here to say that we have not given Chief Hopper his full due. Netflix Like I know we're super impressed with Nancy's style and Steve's hair, but what about Hopper's exquisite "I don't give a semblance of a fuck" look here??? For one thing, Hopper's got this anti-authoritarian-but-still-authoritative complex going on that I want a psychoanalytic breakdown on, stat. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix This bad-boy-good-cop thing... I like. And yes, dude makes some seriously questionable lifestyle choices... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix Like smoking in the shower, smoking while putting on deodorant, smoking while also washing pills down with beer... But he takes his police work so seriously. Netflix And that's hot. And can you REALLY blame the man for being a little emotionally distant? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix Honestly, that's how I like 'em. Besides, he wasn't always like that! The man has been through a lot, okay. Netflix **hoarse whisper** I could fix him. He's protective, but gentle... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix Strict AF... Netflix Oh he's got some rules, does he? But freakin' adorable... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix A good friend... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix Let's all note how Hopper does NOT choose to slide into Joyce's DMs at her most fragile moment here. And the unique kind of badass who'll carry your kid to safety in one arm and an M16 in the other. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix Get you a man who can do both. In conclusion, Chief Hopper is just the whole freakin' package... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix Rebellious, kind, mostly responsible as hell — oh and obviously, he's great with kids. And we wouldn't want to be saved from the Upside Down any other way. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com **is finger-lickin' good** This post was translated from Portuguese.