The 10 Worst Lyrics From The Biggest Hit Songs Of 2014

Sometimes things are just so bad they're good, but these bizarre pieces of prose from last year don't belong anywhere except the dumpster.

1. "First things first, I'm the realest" - Iggy Azalea, Fancy

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If you're really the "realest," this would go without saying. As for an opening line in a rap song, this is pretty lame.

2. "Been around the world, don't speak the language/But your booty don't need explaining" - Jason Derulo, Talk Dirty

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Charming.

3. "My ex man brought his new girlfriend/She's like 'Oh my God'/But I'm just gonna shake" - Taylor Swift, Shake It Off

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Taylor, I love you and your music, I really do, but this was truly a low point. Who says "ex-man?" And as for "oh my God," not only does that tell me nothing, it's also one of YOUR trademark lines.

I know this was a radio single, but you can do better than this. A lot better.

4. "Rose Rolex, 'hos on deck/She know I got a check/Do it too good when she ride that dick/Man I wouldn't trust that bitch" - Chris Brown, Tyga, Lil' Wayne, Loyal

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Let's just say this song isn't the best look for any of these gentlemen, least of all Chris Brown.

5. "I only wanna die alive/Never by the hands of a broken heart" - Ariana Grande, Break Free

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Uh...what?

6. "Hot damn it/Your booty like two planets/Go head, and go ham sandwich" - Jason Derulo, Wiggle

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There really is nothing redeemable about this song.

7. "How fresh my baby is in the shotgun seat, oh/Them kisses are for me though, automatic like a free throw" - Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, This Is How We Roll

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Please stop rapping, Florida Georgia Line. Please stop forever.

8. "Baby, I'm preying on you tonight/Hunt you down eat you alive" - Maroon 5, Animals

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Is this...supposed to be sexy? Because right now you're giving me Patrick Bateman vibes, Adam.

9. "Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that/Hey nah, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat" - Meghan Trainor, About That Bass

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Yes, I know the lines that come right after this (But I'm here to tell you that/Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top), but for a song about body positivity, this just felt like a major misstep, kind of a "I'm just kidding (but not really)."

10. "Turn down for what" - DJ Snaje, Lil Jon, Turn Down For What

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That's pretty much the song, and yeah, I get that it's the point...but I stand by this choice.