1. Justin Bieber's "U Smile" slowed down 800 percent
"I was put on this earth to change the world!"
2. ABBA's "Dancing Queen" slowed down 800 percent
"There will be a time when I won't long for love anymore because it will be mine."
3. Benny Hill's "Yakkey Sax" slowed down 800 percent
"The world is dangerous and scary right now in ways I couldn't even fathom a decade ago."
4. Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time" slowed down 800 percent
"Sometimes it's hard to trust myself, but the more I do the better it feels."
5. Phish's "All Things Reconsidered" slowed down 800 percent
"I will never be able to outrun myself."
6. "Christmas Don't Be Late" by the Chipmunks, slowed down 800 percent
"I really don't feel joy the way I used to around the holidays."
