So, you're engaged! Congratulations!
Everything is amazing! Love is real!
But wait, there's one small thing that is straight up awkward...
...that weird word: fiancé. (Or is it fiancée?)
1. Let's face it: every time you hear or say the word fiancé, it comes out like this...
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2. It's like sticking your pinky out instead of drinking from a mug like a normal human.
3. It’s a word that immediately hijacks your identity.
4. And as soon as you say it, people immediately start asking about the wedding...
5. Or they are unable to notice anything about you other than your ring.
6. It can be alienating to single friends.
7. Because there's something about it that feels like you're pointing out a superior social status.
8. And when else in your life do you randomly use a word in French?
Besides the occasional croissant or ménage à trois.
9. At this point, "fiancé" is the linguistic equivalent of an anachronism.
10. If you're actually going to use it, at least there's a better way to spell it:
