Allegations were made about Drake's ~underpants zone~ and sexual proclivities this week.
Like all TRUE conspiracy theories, "Chopstix penus" is based on the shapes of real objects:
Julia Furlan is an audio editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
Contact Julia Furlan at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Contact Samir Mezrahi at email@example.com.
Got a confidential tip? Submit it here.