Of course, people were quick to hop in the thread with scholarly nuance:

Evidence:
And I am happy to provide further photographic evidence for each party. Here is young De Niro:
...I am listening:

De Niro is inarguably very handsome.

...De Niro's mustache is persuasive...

May I present Exhibit B, Pacino?
Hear me out. (I am definitely not biased.)
If you haven't seen Dog Day Afternoon, you should.
But I think we all know the real evidence is in The Godfather.
