15 Hilarious Fails From This Week
"Embarrassing as hell" describes absolutely everything I've been up to lately, tbh.
I'm chronically online and spend too much time on X, formerly known as Twitter, so I see a lot of funny stuff and a lot of, well, fails. Here are some of this week's best:
1. This poor mother who just did not understand why Elon would do that:
Elon’s lost the Mother pic.twitter.com/f8RnylG93I
— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) August 6, 2023
2. The way everyone is on their phone in the movie theater nowadays:
I literally turn my phone all the way off whenever I'm at a movie theater bc the idea of my phone making any noise in the audience makes me wanna die... so the idea that people are just ON THEIR PHONES BROWSING TIKTOK DURING A MOVIE IS INSANE TO ME WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN?
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) August 1, 2023
3. This moment:
came out almost three years ago and have not had a single actual love interest i shoulda just stayed in the closet. embarrassing as hell
— eliza (@dykegenius) August 2, 2023
4. This perception-shifting wording:
The sentence "former President Donald Trump has been indicted on both Anti-Ku Klux Klan laws from the 1870s and for harboring nuclear secrets in a bathroom" would send someone from 2013 into a coma https://t.co/luJrXmea8O
— AquaImperium (@aquaimperium8) August 2, 2023
5. This failed scam moment:
Leslie David Baker will be returning all donations that he raised on a Kickstarter campaign to make a ‘THE OFFICE’ spin-off centered around Stanley.
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) August 3, 2023
The total being returned is $110,629.81.
(Source: https://t.co/eoBPrNO9Qj) pic.twitter.com/qko2mjsMRg
6. This, because I cannot stand when someone is 24 and still won't eat vegetables:
Literally nothing more off-putting than an adult picky eater. Baby behavior
— shrimp delight (@shrimp_delight) August 3, 2023
7. This observation (she's right):
the process of buying a podcast mic in america needs to be made as or more difficult than buying a gun
— annika💒 (@femaleweezerfan) August 3, 2023
8. This very emo 14-year-old me moment from Elon:
Oh my fucking god pic.twitter.com/O5Ue4flVnt
— evan (@esjesjesj) July 31, 2023
9. This very real moment:
this place lowkey playing some bangers pic.twitter.com/bHeJE0iwce
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) August 6, 2023
10. This observation that I have honestly always agreed with:
sam should’ve been allowed to kiII gollum pic.twitter.com/OPTN6MEdNi
— 🗡 (@drivcmycar) August 6, 2023
11. This paradigm of preparedness:
heading to the function with phone at 32% and nothing but zyn and my ID in my pocket simply trusting God with the rest pic.twitter.com/DByS2RUSRz
— skooks (@skooookum) August 5, 2023
12. This representation of who I thought I could be at 20 years old:
https://t.co/13IVkIy02S pic.twitter.com/4xSRHQ1Xvw
— carl marks (@whoreby_parker) August 5, 2023
13. This moment before disaster:
— Chaotic images (@ImagesChaotic) August 4, 2023
14. This random Ken placement (he's just there):
saw this framed picture of ryan gosling as ken at the pharmacy. wasn’t even associated with anything barbie branded that was being sold, it was just there pic.twitter.com/NsvWs3IpsI
— the transsexual walter benjamin🪬 (@dmt4dmt) August 4, 2023
15. And finally, this ridiculous double standard:
The best illustration of this is what they make Hugh Jackman look like when he's being marketed to men versus being marketed to women. https://t.co/xnszJ6TOO2 pic.twitter.com/9kZdvu9K2e
— Now on Threads! (@agraybee) August 4, 2023