Top 5 Reasons Why I Love You

My lame Mother's Day gift (sorry I can't cook like Isabel).

1. Your glare can make father shut up

This is where Isabel gets her glare from.

2. You are too attractive for your own good

Your attractiveness made me feel inadequate and unloved as a child.

3. You are always willing to take selfies with me

I get my hotness from you (obviously)

4. Your sunglasses game is strong

The two of us are too hot to handle

5. You always love me (even when I take stalker photos of you, or act like a stupid stressball) and for that, you are exponentially cooler than Lorelai Gilmore

Happy Mothers Day :)