Why Does North Korea Want To Bomb Austin?

America's weirdest city is on Kim Jong-un's targets map. Speculate within!

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Could it be because ...?

No one wants to be second weirdest. #whyaustin

No one wants to be second weirdest. #whyaustin-- Alex Bruns

It takes weird to bomb weird. #whyaustin

It takes weird to bomb weird. #whyaustin-- David Wenger

Or maybe ...

Kim Jong-un must not like Austin's new plastic bag policy. #whyaustin

Kim Jong-un must not like Austin's new plastic bag policy. #whyaustin-- John Aquino

Burn zone!

Houston seemed too ambitious. #whyaustin

Houston seemed too ambitious. #whyaustin-- Ben Montgomery

Because Houston shoots back. #whyaustin

Because Houston shoots back. #whyaustin-- Stephen Green

Actually, it probably has something to do with ...

Un naturally hates anything South by Southwest. #whyaustin

Un naturally hates anything South by Southwest. #whyaustin-- Sean Agnew

Kim Jong Un and North Korea have had enough of #SXSW tweets #whyaustin

Kim Jong Un and North Korea have had enough of #SXSW tweets #whyaustin-- CR

Kim Jong-un's startup flopped at SXSW Interactive. #whyaustin.

Kim Jong-un's startup flopped at SXSW Interactive. #whyaustin.-- Sarah Beckham

Kim Jong-un wasn't invited to any of the good SXSW parties. #whyaustin

Kim Jong-un wasn't invited to any of the good SXSW parties. #whyaustin-- Alex Fitzpatrick

Kim couldn't get a wristband to @jtimberlake's secret show. #whyaustin

Kim couldn't get a wristband to @jtimberlake's secret show. #whyaustin-- Jim Hampton

Then again, he could be lashing out against Austin-bred entertainment ...

Because Kim is still annoyed by "Slacker." #whyaustin

Because Kim is still annoyed by "Slacker." #whyaustin-- John Podhoretz

Because "Friday Night Lights" ended its run and NOBODY puts Connie Britton into a corner. #whyaustin

Because "Friday Night Lights" ended its run and NOBODY puts Connie Britton into a corner. #whyaustin-- Daniel Drezner

or the city's fine establishments ...

Kim Jong-un still mad about being kicked out of Alamo Drafthouse for texting. #whyaustin

Kim Jong-un still mad about being kicked out of Alamo Drafthouse for texting. #whyaustin-- Sarah Beckham

#WhyAustin - Kim Jong Un is pissed that nobody would dance with him at The Broken Spoke.

#WhyAustin - Kim Jong Un is pissed that nobody would dance with him at The Broken Spoke.-- Nina L. Diamond

Because Stubb's BBQ won't deliver to Pyongyang. #WhyAustin

Because Stubb's BBQ won't deliver to Pyongyang. #WhyAustin-- Miké

Kim Jong-un totally lost it when he couldn't find parking at downtown Whole Foods. #whyaustin http://t.co/ni0HmoGADN

Kim Jong-un totally lost it when he couldn't find parking at downtown Whole Foods. #whyaustin http://t.co/ni0HmoGADN-- Sarah Beckham

its flailing sports teams ...

Kim Jong-un was not impressed with UT's football and basketball seasons. #whyaustin

Kim Jong-un was not impressed with UT's football and basketball seasons. #whyaustin-- Roger Graham

scandalous local parks ...

Kim's Jong-un poorly received at Hippy Hollow. #whyaustin

Kim's Jong-un poorly received at Hippy Hollow. #whyaustin-- David Wenger

... or spicy cuisine.

Kim Jong-un the victim of horrible mistranslation of Austin Nuclear Tacos recipes. #whyaustin

Kim Jong-un the victim of horrible mistranslation of Austin Nuclear Tacos recipes. #whyaustin-- Omar L. Gallaga

But in all likelihood:

Kim Jong-un just wants to trend on twitter. The whole war is a front. #whyaustin

Kim Jong-un just wants to trend on twitter. The whole war is a front. #whyaustin-- Jay Bramhall