Pizza Hut Delivers The New Worst Thing In The World

    But only in Canada. PHEW.

    From the press release:

    All true celebrities deserve their own perfume and Pizza Hut is no different!
    What began as a fun Facebook post - with Pizza Hut asking fans just how much they loved the smell of a box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened - has materialized into Pizza Hut becoming the latest celebrity to launch its own perfume.
    Introducing Pizza Hut Perfume - a brand new fragrance from Pizza Hut Canada boasting top notes of freshly baked, hand-tossed dough.

    And you, Mama June?