Bad news. You're probably not going to win the Powerball jackpot. The odds are just bad. Like really bad. Like:
You're more likely to be seriously injured by a chainsaw.
Or die in an asteroid apocalypse,
be legally put to death,
go to the ER with a pogo stick injury,
be bitten or crushed by a reptile,
be killed by a pit bull,
die in a bathtub,
or, if you're left-handed, die from using a right-handed product.
You're even more likely to be killed by a vending machine,
or die after falling off a ladder.
On the bright side, you're more likely to win Powerball than die in a fairground accident or by falling coconut.
Then again, you're also more likely to win than live to be 116.
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