He starts at 00:15.
“So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie. And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie. The movie’s pretty much a piece of crap … And I know that if, you know, none of that had happened, I’m pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, probably was like, ‘Uh, f*ckin’ shoot me.’”
Some people in the audience groan, but most laugh. And clap.
The shootings occurred one week ago today. Twelve people died and 58 were injured.
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