What would you like for breakfast?Onion BagelGettyJust a little cheeseGettyCoffee only, black and hotNathan Dumlao on UnsplashGrilled cheese sandwich. Extra cheese.GettyWhat would you love to wear to a formal business dinner? Dior spaghetti strap dress Prada classic black dressBlack 3-piece tux by Giorgio ArmaniJeans, t-shirt, and leather jacket What time did you get to work today?7 a.m., after a Starbucks run for the staffYou never left. You have a hidden room in the back so that you can always be early on days of an anticipated office meltdown. 7:15 am, even though no one expected you to come in until 8 a.m.Around 5 p.m. for the night shift, right after you woke up. What’s one of your greatest talents?Finding exclusive books before they’re officially published.Knowing when someone is in desperate need of Chanel.Being irreplaceable — because let’s face it, no one can do what you do.Manning the desk no matter how badly you’ve got to go to the loo.Your significant other is:Someone you love exclusively without any makeup or special clothing requiredA promotion, hopefully before your life goes completely up in flamesA job a million girls would kill for May change if I’m drunk in ParisYour pet is:A French bulldog named Madelaine Honestly, who has time for pets?All I have at home is a boyfriend.Do my incompetent co-workers count as pets?The worst kind of insult you could get:Being your boss’s biggest disappointment.Getting demoted while your junior co-worker goes to Paris on a business trip.Preparing to give your acceptance speech when your promised promotion suddenly goes to someone else.Being stood up by someone who can’t appreciate the value of your time.When the love of your life makes you their lowest priority.Idk, these all sound pretty bad lol
