10 Parks And Recreation Spin Offs We'd All Watch

For those of us that refuse to accept the end is near.

Chicki-Chicki Parm-Parm

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Tom hosts a local cooking show that features his award winning cuisines including sammies (aka sandoozles or Adam Sandlers) and long ass rice.

Macklin

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In this animated series, FBI Agent Burt Macklin relentlessly searches for the ever elusive Janet Snakehole. In tight jams he calls on his undercover partner Duke Silver.

The Tammys on Survivor

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With no other contestants.

Treatin' Myself

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Donna hosts this MTV dating show straight from the inside of her Mercedes Benz M-Class. She cruises around Pawnee with 5 single dudes in tow until they lose her interest and are kicked to the curb. The lucky man remaining at the end of the night gets to watch her eat cupcakes. Co-hosted and sitting in the trunk is Chris Hardwick (along with his hair from the 90s) .

Ice Town

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A P&R prequel of Mayor Wyatt's disastrous term in Partridge, Minnesota. Adam Scott narrates this 'Wonder Years'-esque comedy-drama with Josh Hutcherson portraying the young and angsty Ben.

A Television Show

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Ron Swanson sits in a chair, drinks scotch and talks about America. There’s some Emmy buzz around the episode “Baccalaureate Is A Made Up Word.”

The Traegers

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In this TLC mini-series, Chris and Ann take their 5 kids on a 6 month hike along the Pacific Crest Trail. They learn lessons about love, family, and the importance of staying positive (except for Ann, Ann refuses to always be positive). Leslie appears in a crossover episode where she tries to set up one of her sons with Ann and Chris’s daughter by making him memorize the nutrition facts of a granola bar.

Full House: The Remake

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April and Andy move into Leslie and Ben's attic to help raise the triplets while Tom spends most nights in their basement working on his aspiring stand up comic career. Have Mercy.

Real Housewives of Eagleton

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Starring Lindsay Carlisle Shay and Ingrid Deforest

Unsolved Mysteries: Pawnee Edition

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The untold story of the mysterious disappearance Mark Brendanawicz.

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*Jerry Gergich appears in all of the above, is forgotten about and goes uncredited.