1. Your Routing Number
2. "Strawberry Fields," "Eleanor Rigby" or "Yellow Submarine"
Dylan Martinez / Reuters / Via pri.org
3. A list of other schools with required assemblies, preferably with names like American Values College or Strict Borders University.
Via post-gazette.com
4. Pictures of my backside. That is if you got a good look at it, I wasn't sure.
5. Any statement with the words "hate" and "homosexuality". It doesn't have to be in that order, just whatever you feel like.
� Joe Mitchell / Reuters
6. A noun, an adjective and a verb. I’m gonna do a mad lib after this.
Via breitbart.com
7. Any knowledge on the current whereabouts of my father. He seems to have left again.
8. #NOThanksObama. You get it? It's like Thanks Obama, but not.
9. Anyone you know in the area that offers smiling lessons.
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