16 Reasons Why You Should Hire Me

YAASS EMPLOYERS YAAAAS. Also, cover letters are overrated, right?

To add a soundtrack to this listicle:

Via youtube.com

Betty Who is one of my favorite artists and I think she really encompasses that fun, effervescent spirit I possess.

1. I'm going to show you why I'm the ideal candidate to join your team.

2. I just graduated from college this past May

I graduated with a BA in Public Relations and a minor in Computer Information Systems

3. I’m great at content, campaign and event creation.

All that I worked on during college with my internships, involvement and classwork. I worked a bit with e-commerce and all my creativity blends well with my excellent verbal and written communication.

4. I really like collaborating and bouncing off ideas

I thrive off of social interaction and enjoy a friendly environment

5. But I'm a self starter and can work independently.

What do you need done? Yes, okay, any guidelines? Anything else you need? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know!

6. Being in a fraternity helped shape a values driven foundation

Having values, wanting to be a better person and doing the right thing is important, right?

7. I was heavily involved in school

So I can handle multiple projects at once, stay on deadline and keep it cool and collected.

8. One of those included being an RA overseeing over 40 residents

So I can be trusted with crisis situations and impromptu assignments alongside my responsibilities.

9. I'm constantly curious and have a positive, optimistic attitude.

Miley told me to "forget the haters" so I do just that.

10. 98% of my time is spent on social

Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com

Chances are, I'm glued to my phone/computer because I have an obsession about needing to know about everything that's going on in the world.

I look for any ways to figure out what's trending and going on in the world and apply it to any projects if it calls for it.

11. Some might consider me a nice blend of objective/analytical and creative/eccentric

I do the thorough research necessary and getting all the pertinent information before beginning the creative portion of a project/campaign

12. I'm Bi...lingual!

I'm fluent in both English and Spanish, written and verbal!

13. I'm able to easily adapt.

I'm a quick learner. Give me guidelines and I'll figure out a way to make it happen.

14. I'm genuinely passionate about learning and growing

I hope you can see the humor in my post. When I join your team, I hope to learn, make mistakes and grow as a person while working in your office.

15. I'm not afraid to make mistakes

Hannah Montana said it best, mistakes and failures are how you improve, so long as you learn from it.

16. Most importantly...

Sorry, I just really wanted an excuse to acknowledge our lord and savior.

I look forward to speaking with you soon!