“Man, I can’t wait for the Super Bowl. I’m going to turn on ESPN 2 and see what they’re talking about this morning. Maybe Colin Kaepernick. I’d love to hear more about him before the big game. Or Ray Lewis’ emotional final season. What a great story. Oh, I bet they’re talking about the Harbaugh brothers. Brothers coaching against each other in the Super Bowl?! What are the odds?”
2. *Turns on TV*
- A set of explosions outside of a major sports stadium in Istanbul, Turkey, on Saturday evening have injured at least 38 people.
- Trump will reportedly pick ExxonMobil's CEO Rex Tillerson as secretary of state. He has a long history of oil deals with Russia.
- Gen. David Petraeus helped block the autopsy of an Afghan man who died mysteriously in US custody, emails show.
- People are in love with a dog who rides around in a decked out dog car spreading Christmas cheer to hospital patients 🐶🎄