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What I Learned From 14 Bizarre Belieber #Imagine Tweets

I went to Twitter today to see what Beliebers had to say about the news that Mariah Yeater dropped her paternity suit, but I found something way better stranger. Fans of Justin Bieber will often use #imagine to set up a tweet that is an imagined romantic dialogue between them and Justin. It's creepy.

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3. They Will Trade Their Health For Justin's Love

What if he has that rare transferable-through-kissing cancer? Did you ever think of that @OMBJustinBiebs*?

*I believe this is short for Oh My Bieber Justin Biebs. Bieber helps us all.

5. Justin Is Friends With Some Guy Named Chaz

This actually makes me like Justin more. Though I don't know if this girl should be letting Justin's mom decide if he gets her. It strikes me as a bit anti-feminist.


11. They Want Justin Bieber To Confess His Love Of Them To His Teacher

Because every girl I've ever loved has only known it was true once I made an ass of myself by answering a biology question incorrectly. (THE ANSWER IS OXYGEN, JUSTIN! OXYGEN!)

13. They Want Justin To Either Be Bad At Math Or Bad At Asking Questions

12 was the right answer. If he wanted her to answer "8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning: 'I love you'" than he definitely did not phrase the question properly.