This Florida State fan was really excited at this point in the game. She was less excited later in the day when the Seminoles couldn’t pull out the win against their rival Florida Gators. She was even less excited when she got home and realized that none of her friends felt close enough to her to tell her she had made an ass of herself and should wipe off the paint and start over. It’s OK, “u”, backward “s,” backward “f” fan. Now is as good a time as any to start making new friends. Friends who will paint your face for you and spare you national embarrassment. And those are the best kind of friends in the world.
- H.R. McMaster was due to retire from the Army. Now he holds what could become one of the most powerful positions in Washington.
- Milo Yiannopoulos has resigned from Breitbart News after he was accused of defending pedophilia in an old video.
- Chris Brown was ordered to stay away from his ex-girlfriend after he allegedly threatened to shoot and kill her, court documents show.
- A 2-year-old boy lost a race at school after he spotted his dad and ran to hug him instead of crossing the finish line 👦💨💞