Skip To Content

    Using A Mirror Is Hard

    I love the effort and the painted-on unibrow, but the execution leaves a lot to be desired.

    This Florida State fan was really excited at this point in the game. She was less excited later in the day when the Seminoles couldn't pull out the win against their rival Florida Gators. She was even less excited when she got home and realized that none of her friends felt close enough to her to tell her she had made an ass of herself and should wipe off the paint and start over. It's OK, "u", backward "s," backward "f" fan. Now is as good a time as any to start making new friends. Friends who will paint your face for you and spare you national embarrassment. And those are the best kind of friends in the world.