1. Hey look, it’s an adorable six-year-old hanging out in a gym. Oh, whoa now. Be careful with those, buddy.
2. Don’t pick those up, that could be dangerOHMYGOD!
3. Oh, thank god. He’s about to drop them. I was getting nervous about this…
4. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOO! Wait, wow. That’s impressive.
5. Okay, but now you should put them down. You’re only six! You’re going to hurt yourself. Good. Just like OOHHHHHH GOD. NOT AGAIN!
6. Okay. Can you please put them—
Okay, you didn’t have to do it like a little badass, but I’m glad you did.
8. Watch the video here:
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀