10 Things More Likely To Be True Than The Bieber Paternity Accusation

    When word leaked out that Mariah Yeater tried to tell an ex-boyfriend of hers that the baby was his, before filing a paternity suit against Justin Bieber her story began to look even shakier than it did initially. So we've gathered together a list of things that are more likely to be true than her Bieber baby accusations.

    1. Big Foot Will Win The Republican Presidential Nomination

    2. Taylor Lautner Will Win A Best Actor Oscar For Abduction

    3. The NBA Will Disband And Stars Like Deron Williams And LeBron James Will Go Broke

    4. Lady Gaga Will Be The First Musical Artist To Perform On The Moon

    5. Justin Bieber Is The Father Of The Octomom's Babies

    6. By The Year 2013 Monkeys Will Star In All Of Our Feature Films

    7. This Man Will Be Named People's Sexiest Man of 2012

    8. Gaddafi's Body Will Be Exumed, Reanimated, And Then Dominate The Next Season Of Dancing With The Stars

    9. Turtles Will Evolve Before Our Eyes In The Year 2015

    10. In The Year 2016 This Will Be Our First Family