1. DeShawn Stevenson: His Old Number (He Now Wears #92)
2. Marquis Daniels: Only The Strong Survive
3. Artur Boruc: Monkey’s Butt
4. Chris “The Birdman” Andersen: Everything
5. Andrei Kirilenko: Some Sort Of Winged Beast
6. DeShawn Stevenson: Abe Lincoln
7. Monta Ellis: Family Tree
8. Scott Spezio: Busty Lady
9. Kenyon Martin: Neck Kiss
10. Devin Thomas: Dragon Ball Z
11. Danica Patrick: American and Checkered Flag Hybrid
And if we’re missing a particularly bad tattoo, which is unlikely due to science, please share it below.
- "We can never apologize enough." United released its report on the plane dragging accident, and outlined changes it'll make to prevent similar incidents.
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️