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NBA Owner Or "Miami Vice" Villain?

Tom Gores only bought the Detroit Pistons last year, so many fans probably don't know who he is. All you need to know is that he is the villain from an '80s cop show.

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Every '80s cop show villain had to master seven looks to effectively terrify and terrorize our protagonists. Tom Gores has all seven down cold.

1. The "I Killed Your Father, I Can Kill You" Look

2. The "Is That A Police Copter? Oh No It's My Private Copter" Look

3. The "What Does He Mean The Drugs Will Be Late?" Look

4. The "Fuck Your Mother" Look

5. The "I Am So Disappointed In Him That I Will Scream At Him With Only My Eyes" Look

6. The "I Want Him Dead, And I Want It To Look Like An Accident" Look

7. The "Nobody Understands The Real Me, Because They're Too Scared To Get To Know Me" Look

(Note: I'm sure Tom Gores is a lovely man who had never murdered anyone. Though these looks seem to say otherwise.)

All Photos via AP Photo.

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