If the number one thing that you wanted to see online was attractive photos of plus-sized girls you might try typing this one in. But you would be disappointed. Unless the number two thing you wanted to see was strawberry-scented body wash.
What should be a superstore for everything your lady or gentleman of the evening might want for that special occasion is actually a way to figure out which agents represent which celebrities. WhoRepresents.com, I’m disappointed.
This one’s a classic, but how can you not love it? A land of nothing but penises? Who isn’t interested in that? An island of nothing but pens? No thank you fine sir. I must continue my quest for PenisLand.
You would think that in the tawdry world of the Internet, sausage fest would be a tongue-in-cheek (or something-in-cheek) gay porn website. But you would be wrong. It’s nothing short of “THE SAUSAGE PORTAL FOR THE FREE WORLD.” Of course if you were looking for the sausage portal to the oppressed world, i’m sure they have a North Korean sister-site.
I’m sure there are many more great ones, so add them in the comments!
- A New York senator is trying to force Trump to release his tax returns by 2020 with a bill dubbed the TRUMP Act 📂
- A judge has declared a mistrial in the case of a South Carolina officer who fatally shot Walter Scott, an unarmed black man, in 2015.
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- Adult Swim's alt-right comedy show didn't last long. They canceled it after 1 season following fierce criticism ❌📺