1. Step One: Putt down the stairs for fun. Yeah you probably won’t make it, but it sure beats TPS reports.
2. Step Two: “…” (Read: Wait. Wait. No. No way. No way!)
3. Step Three: IT’S IN THE HOLE! YOU’RE THE GOLDEN GOD OF THE OFFICE PARK.
Karen in accounts will totally sleep with you now.
- One week into the fight to take back Mosul, expectations for quick success have clashed with the reality of a bloody struggle ahead.
- An adult film actress says Donald Trump, or someone on his behalf, offered her $10,000 and the use of his private jet to come to his suite.
- The Chicago Cubs are heading to their first World Series since 1945 after beating the Los Angeles Dodgers 🐻
- Round of applause: This teen got a standing ovation for her high school presentation on white privilege.