1. Step One: Putt down the stairs for fun. Yeah you probably won’t make it, but it sure beats TPS reports.
2. Step Two: “…” (Read: Wait. Wait. No. No way. No way!)
3. Step Three: IT’S IN THE HOLE! YOU’RE THE GOLDEN GOD OF THE OFFICE PARK.
Karen in accounts will totally sleep with you now.
- Bomb threats were called into Jewish centers in at least 13 states today, making it the fifth wave of threats since January.
- The suspect in a Kansas shooting that left an Indian man dead thought he was shooting Iranians, and the FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime.
- The House Intelligence chairman denied that his call to a reporter at the behest of the White House would influence the probe of Trump and Russia.
- "Moonlight" won Best Picture at the Oscars, but they accidentally gave it to "La La Land" first 😳