The Most Embarrassing Moments Of The NFL's First Weekend

Not everything about the NFL is impressive.

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1. Brandon Weeden Got Sacked By The American Flag

Then had one of the worst debuts in recent memory. He threw 4 interceptions and had a QB rating of 5.1. The next worst rating was 39 (Miami's Ryan TerribleTannehill).

6. The Miami Dolphins' Second Quarter Scarred Everyone

9. The Replacement Refs Forgot How Timeouts Work

The Seahawks got a fourth timeout in the second half of yesterday's game, which thankfully didn't come back to bite the refs in the ass, since Magical Football Elf Russell Wilson couldn't finish the comeback.

10. Two Special Teams Players Who Hardly Play Got In A Fight

Ladies and gentlemen, Shaun Draughn and Christopher Owens! Two guys making less than a million dollars a year between them (which seems like a lot if you're not an NFL player, but they are), fighting like they matter. Aren't they adorable?

11. Matt Cassel Said, "Fuck It"

In the fourth quarter, as his Chiefs were being killed, Matt Cassel dropped back to throw a screen pass, but Falcons end John Abraham had it well covered. Did Cassel look for another option? No. Did he scramble? No. Did he throw it away? No. Did he bitchily peg it at John Abraham's leg and then pout? Yep. You bet he did.