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The Many Faces Of Insane NFL Fans

Because the face paint industry will never die.

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1. The "I couldn't afford a helmet" Face

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2. The "What else are we going to spend our time doing? We live in Green Bay" Face

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3. The "Yeah, I did used to host Man Vs. Food. Turns out food always wins in the end" Face

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4. The "I'd be happy to hear your confession. No, I swear I'm definitely a real bishop" Face

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5. The "There was a hurricane in my garage, but I came as quick as I could" Face

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6. The "Remember the replacement refs?" Face

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7. The "I think Peyton Manning's arm looks great, but what do I know? I'm a horse" Face

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8. The "I wear a helmet to protect me from the sadness of Cleveland" Face

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9. The "I wish I would have picked a different team to become a famous fan of" Face

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10. The "I dress like this every day, but on Sundays I feel accepted" Face

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11. The "I know the tickets are expensive, but I'm telling you, it's better to HEAR the game" Face

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12. The "Carolina just got 'Cast Away' last month" Face

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13. The "I want to show off my tattoos, but I don't want my nipples to get too hard" Face

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14. The "Every Dallas Cowboys fan" Face

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15. The "I just came from a KoЯN show, did I miss anything?" Face

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16. The "No, YOU look like a Halloween version of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man" Face

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17. The "I just think Bane had some good ideas that could really help Oakland" Face

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18. The "Meth is a hell of a drug" Face

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19. The "Don't tag me in this photo, dude, I'm a 5th grade math teacher" Face

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